Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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