i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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