note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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