I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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