i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
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I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Blood and glitter go together right?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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