the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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