you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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