so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Randomize
