This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
last night I used snow as a chaser
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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