My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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