I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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