if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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