dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I will pee on everything he values.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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