Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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