Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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