Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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