her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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