Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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