I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
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Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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