Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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