i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
