i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Randomize
