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at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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