Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
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How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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