Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Welp...herpes.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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