I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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