NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
My vagina is very pro this idea
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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