You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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