That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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