every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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