Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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