Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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