Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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