We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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