I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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