And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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