Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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