we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Less talking, more tequila
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
