His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I think I am morally bankrupt
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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my shit smells like andre
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
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By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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