I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
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STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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