i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
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