Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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