I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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