We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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