Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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