whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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