Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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