id be glad to
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
this hospital has no fireball
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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