I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
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