woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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