What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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