just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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