Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
She's not a foreskin expert like you
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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