her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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