I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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